Things aren’t looking so good for the Wolfpack for tonight’s game.
We haven’t even started the season yet and our top 2 running backs and our top wide receiver (Jamelle Eugene, Toney Baker and Donald Bowens) are out with injuries. We were supposed to have a good running game - until now.
Our offensive line is so weak that Coach O’Brien had to move 2 defensive guys over to the offensive line. And to top it all off, senior guard Curtis Crouch came down with a case of cranial rectal syndrome* and Coach is letting him sit this one out in Raleigh.
We haven’t even taken a single game snap and we’re already beat all to shit and the team’s half depleted.
Quarterback Russell Wilson will be making his first college start tonight. They say he’s very mobile. Well, he better be. If I were South Carolina I’d be blitzing the hell out of him.
Run Russell run. Run for your life!
LOL
*head stuck up his ass
Addendum
34 to ZERO.
In spite of the score - our defense is very much improved over last year. But they had to stay on the field far too long as the offense couldn't sustain any drives. Sad to say - our offense is inept.
I had thought we would go 6 and 6. I'm revising that to 3 and 9.
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